Jokes

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pic00041_1Jokes in Engilsh

 ’Cultural Shock’
Two women are sitting in a cafe and talking.One of them says : 'Well, my honeymoon with Mark is over. I wonder if he would ask me to marry him.’

The other answers : 'I really don’t know. Personally I’m a wonderful housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.’

 At the repair shop specializing in body painting and shocks : ‘The repair will take a while. We need a part from Mexico, a part from Brazil and one from Taiwan’.

 A boss says to job applicant, ‘I’ll give you 220 $ an hour now, and in thre months I’ll increase your pay to 30 $ an hour. So, tell me when would you like to start ?’. The applicant replies, ‘In three months.’

 Business Communication Code

image005Always give 100 % at work :

12 % on Monaday

23 % on Tuesday

40 % on Wednesday

20 % on Thursday

10 % on Friday

 

 

 

To err is human, but to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human.

Competetive salary. = We pay less than our competitors.

Tell a boss your opinion. = He will listen to what you have to say as long as it does not interfere with what he has already decided.

Join our fast – paced company. = We have no time to train you.

Some overtime required. = Every night & weekends.

Your suggestion is under consideration. = It is lost or thrown away.

Duties will vary. = Anyone in the office can boss you around.

Good communication skills. = Management talks and you figure out what they say.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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